UPJOKE

My pet turtle just died. He was tilted due to missing both his right legs, and he loved ring shaped pasta.

I'm really gonna miss turtellini.

Courtesy of my five year old nephew

What do you call an onion ring shaped like a bell?


An onion ding!

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