UPJOKE

What did the feline say when it couldn’t believe what was happening?

“You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Son to father, "What would you say if I said I found your missing cat"

Dad- "Well I'd have to say, that's puuuurfect son!"

Son- "Even if I said it had been in a hairy situation?"

Dad- "Of course, I just wanna hold him right meow!"

Son- "Sure, I'll get him for you in a second, but first, wanna know something dad?"

Dad- "Sure, knowing things i...

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