Him: why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me?
Her: because roller coasters actually make me scream
In romance, I'm like a wild stallion
I'm not well groomed, look somewhat malnourished, don't want anyone to ride me, am threatened by eye contact, and if approached I'm likely to run away before anyone's close enough to touch me.
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