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Rich Girl Jokes

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

I slept with a rich girl once.

Got lobsters.

a rich girl on her period told me to respect the drip

wasn't sure which one to respect

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Two women sit on a porch in plantation times:

One is the daughter of a rich plantation owner and the other is the daughter of an average middle class southerner. The rich daughter loves to brag so naturally she looks over at the middle class daughter and says "My daddy just got me this pretty dress, see all these intricate frills?" the middle c...

My daughter texted me payback for all my dad jokes:

Daughter: Hey Dad I got a job with Quaker.

Me: With Quaker?

Daughter: Yeah, but I'm not a rich girl yet.

Daughter: I'm just haulin oats.

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Spin on a joke I posted here a while back.

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My Dad Told Me This One, You Might Know It

3 men are on top of a cliff. A mystical deity approaches them.

"I will grant you one wish, you just have to jump off the cliff!" His voice booms.

The first man, being power hungry, wished to be a lion, king of...

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