My wife told Me She wants a divorce because I take our marriage as a game.....

So I gave Her an UNO reverse card and now I am the one who wants a divorce.

Ive been playing uno with my kids for 50 years now.

I finally dropped my reverse card and now they have to change my diapers.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When a cop tries to arrest you

U pull out a uno reverse card
Then you arrest the police

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