A man's girlfriend got mad at him and locked him out of his apartment.
He tried everything he could think of to get back in, but he finally resorted to pounding loudly on the door and shouting "Knock, Knock"
After several repetitions, his girlfriend shouted through the door. "Go away!"
"No," he replied, "you're supposed to say 'Who's there?'"
I saw a guy out praying today
I listened close and overhead what he was saying: "Father, I approach thee in prayer today. Jugular, brachial, superior vena cava, renal, jugular..."
I stopped him right there and said "HEY! No vein repetitions."
After years of saving Saul finally had enough money to get his eye transplant in China
His wife was opposed to the idea on moral grounds. His brother was worried he might lose what little sight he had now. His friends were worried that what he was doing wasn't entirely legal.
He dismissed them all one by one and finally bought his ticket and set off with grim determination. <...
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A woman goes in for a breast augmentation...
A woman goes to her doctor to discuss the pros and cons of a breast augmentation. The doctor is not a huge fan of plastic surgery, favoring a more holistic approach. He tells the woman there are a series of exercises she could try first, in order to firm up and enlarge her breasts.
The woman ...
A moth goes into a dietitian's office looking very unwell.
The dietitian goes, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replies, "Where to start, doc? Each day I wake up at 6:00 a.m. next to a moth wife I once loved, who I have slowly drifted away from over the days. Her once...