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Remember You Jokes

Just remember you are someone's reason to smile.

Because you're a joke.

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Do YOU remember your First Blowjob?

Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Oh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?

Why don't Italian appetizers remember you?

'Cause they Foccacia!

When you feel down, remember you’re unique

Just like everyone else!

Tell a woman she is beautiful every day and she probably won't remember you having said anything

Call a woman fat once and she will remember that for as long as you live.

Because elephants never forget.

How do you remember your wife's birthday?

forget it once.

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A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed.

He held the door for her to get in and then politely asked her “what floor?” “3rd floor” she replied, “ I come here once a month to donate blood & they pay me $50”
“That’s a coincidence” said the guy because I come here once a month myself, donate semen & they pay me $200”. Just then th...

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