At the Last Supper, Jesus got out a loaf of bread and said "this is my body, eat it to remember me." Then Jesus got out a glass of wine and said "this is my blood, drink it to remember me."
Then Jesus got out a jar of mayonnaise and THAT'S when Judas knew this was going too far.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours?
Wife: Yes!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 days?
Wife: Of Course!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks?
Wife: Why wouldn’t I?
Man: Will yo...
Do you remember me telling you the joke about my bad spine?
It was about a weak back
My 5 year old just got me with this one last night right before we fell asleep:
Him: Dad, will you remember me tomorrow?
Me: Of course!
Him: Will you remember me in a week?
Me: Yes.
Him: Will you remember me in a month?
Me: Yes..
Him: Will you remember me in a year?
Me: Yes.
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there? ...
I just saw my high-school english teacher the other day and she didn't remember me.
I was homeschooled.
When I was young I remember me and my crush behind the school bins.
Fortunately I didn't get caught disposing of her body.
The Italian Grandfather
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. ...
I live in knowledge that no matter what I do, there is someone who will always remember me and follow me through my entire life.
The taxman.
There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.”
Jesus looked towards the thief and said, “Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!”
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