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Relationships Are Like Jokes

Relationships are like algebra...

Ever look at your X and wonder Y?

My relationships are like fat people.

They don't work out.

Relationships are like Indian food

They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.

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Relationships are like farts

If you have to force it it's going to be crap.

Relationships are like revolving doors

You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out

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Relationships are like politics...

Everyone wants a high approval rating, but occasionally, you're gonna get fucked.

Relationships are like the card game bridge...

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

All my physical relationships are like past-tense verbs

They end with ED.

Relationships are like smartphones.....

You look at your iPhone 7 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.

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Relationships are like yard sales....

They look like fun from a couple yards away, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Relationships are like a seesaw.

If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over.

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My relationships are like a reddit safe pic.

Starts off with great anticipations. No responses for a while. Then ends in empty promises and disappointment.

Math is easy!

If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

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