Imagine if honey was regurgitated through a bee’s nose rather than it’s mouth

Then it really would be the bee’s sneeze

An English gentleman’s wife told him “If you come home drunk once more I’m leaving you”

The man went out that night and drank so much that he vomited all over himself “My goodness, I appear to have vomited all over myself” he said. “I smell of regurgitated spirits”, he said to his drinking companion, “now my wife will leave me”. “Fear not” said the drinking companion, “Just walk in wit...

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