A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. Everything goes well-they have their masks on, the bank hands over the money-awesome.
Exiting the bank, they hear sirens and see several cop cars round the corner, so they dash into a small alleyway.
The cops are quick though, a...
A blonde, redhead and brunette die and God appears before them
Mesmerized by their beauty (yes, he didn't create them ffs) he gives them a challenge. "For each step you take on the staircase to heaven, I will tell a dark joke. If you laugh, then you will fall straight to hell. Otherwise, despite all your sins, I will let you enter the gates of heaven".
A...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are escaping prison
After somehow dodging the security guards, they make it out of the prison. However, they are on an island and still have to swim 10 miles to be free.
They all swim away, but after 1 mile the brunette gets exhausted and turns back, saying she can't make it the whole way.
2 miles later ...
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