There were these two preachers in a town who would ride their bikes to church on Sunday and would pass each other on the way. One Sunday, one of the preachers was on foot. The other preacher asked him what happened to his bicycle.
"I'm so mad!" he said. "Someone in my congregation stole my bi...
What's the difference between peeping toms and a burglar?...
A burglar snatches watches. - Redd Foxx
What's better than 69?
77 cuz you get 8 more
(Shamelessly stolen from Redd Foxx)
A man calls his wife late at night.
He says, "I'm sorry honey, but i'm going to be staying with Jack tonight."
She says, "Its ok, honey. I'll see you in the morning, love you." "I love you, too dear. Have a good night."
The wife quietly hangs up the phone and turns to the man in her bed, "Its ok, my husband is with ...
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