It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...
... unless they're flashing behind you.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I'm so patriotic, I piss red white and blue.
My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer.
I told him to shut his commie mouth.
Red white and blue stand for freedom
Right up until you see them flashing in your rear view mirror
I’m a proud American! I bleed red white and blue
because I can’t afford to go to the hospital and find out what the hell is wrong with me!
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