What’s the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
Not much, if we’re going off my mother-in-law’s recipe.
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year...
Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rud...
How the Angel Came to be on Top of the Christmas Tree
There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them. ...
A man goes to a bakery
He tells the baker that he needs a cake, but doesn’t know what flavor.
The baker offers to let the man try all of his cake flavors.
The man tries chocolate, strawberry, lemon, raspberry, German chocolate, vanilla, blueberry, red velvet, carrot, and marble.
After finishing the l...
So a cardiologist in a small town died
He was very well loved in the town, and every other doctor in the area came to his funeral. At the end they lowered him into the ground in a wondrous mahogany casket, shaped like a heart, lined with red velvet. It was a beautiful affair, but marred by a woman in the front row who couldn't stop lau...
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