Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's its name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns...
The restaurant in Paris
Two retired couples are having dinner together. The meal was pretty good, but one of the men said that it's nothing compared to the best steak he ever had at a small brasserie in Paris. "Which one, do you remember the name?" Asked his friend. Scratching his head and trying hard to recall, ...
Two elderly couples were having dinner together
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend."
The other man says, "What's the name of t...
Alzheimer’s
Carl, a man with Alzheimer’s, goes out to a nice restaurant with his wife. The next day his friend Adam comes to visit him.
Carl: We went to an amazing restaurant last night, everything was perfect. The food, the atmosphere, the service, it was all unbelievably good!
Adam: Really? What...
Two old men are sitting on the porch,
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."
"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.
"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorn...
An ok joke
Francis had memory loss. He was chatting with his friend, Richard, in his nursery home. Richard asks him “ Hey, how is that new memory clinic working out for you?”
“It’s going great!” Francis said. “I can remember everything.”
So then Richard asks him “ What’s the name of the clinic?”<...
A well renown heart surgeon has passed away.
All of his familiy members, colleagues and former students attend at his funeral service. Near the end of the ceremony, his well decorated coffin is being lowered into a heart shaped patch of red flowers, which opens up just before the coffin is being lowered. During that process, a man amongst the ...
The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner...
After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in the kitchen while Mr. Smith entertains their guests. He begins to tell them about a great restaurant that he recently went to with his wife, but can't remember the name of the establishment.
Mr. Smith: "The food was amazing, great service, but I...
2 old men with alzheimer's are chatting about the good old day's
The one askes the other
'What's the name of the game reserve we use to go to every summer?'
The other guy thinks for a minute before he turns to his wife and asks...
'Honey, what do you call the red flower with the thorns on the stem?'
'A rose' she replys
He then a...
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So these two couples had known each other for decades, and would meet once a month for dinner.
It was always the same routine, they would meet at one couples house, and after dinner the women would go to the kitchen to clean up and catch up (not saying it's not sexist, but they were raised in different times) and the men would go to the living room for some catching up of their own.
T...
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