Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years? Say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! ...
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What do red Corvettes and hemorrhoids have in common?
Eventually every asshole gets one.
An old man is at a Corvette dealership
An old man is at a Corvette dealership.
He knows that he’s towards the end of his life, and wants to have a little bit of fun before he goes.
The old man buys the newest, fastest, red Corvette convertible on the lot.
He speeds off the lot, and zips down the street, and onto th...
Things I do to annoy my wife...
1) Say 'bless yooou' in the same intonation as her 'Atchooo'
2) Sing "Little red corvette... the kind you find in a second-hand store"
3) Bring her an empty plate and say "Oh no, the pasta got too close to the anti-pasta!"
4) Leave a room, fart loudly, return as if nothing's h...
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A snail decides to buy a car...
There's this snail. All his life, all he's ever wanted was a little red corvette, convertible, with a big black "S" painted on the hood. He saves and saves and finally buys his life-long dream. He pulls out of the dealership and his driving down the street, proud as can be. Two guys, waiting at ...
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