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Red And Yellow Jokes

What kind of berries are these?

\- What kind of berries are these?

\- These are red Currants

\- Then Why are they yellow?

\- Because they are green



Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke.

So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So fo...

Orange is my favorite colour

I love it more than red and yellow put together

I wanted to make a new color

So I combined red and yellow

But the result wasn't very

Oranginal

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An old man gets on a bus and walks to the back to find an open seat.

He sits in the back row and across from him is a punk rocker with green hair, and red and yellow feather earring. The old man keeps staring at the young punk.

The punk looks straight at the old man and says "What's the matter pops ain't you ever done anything crazy in your life?!"

The...

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