An old man is in hospital after recovering from surgery
An old man is in hospital after recovering from surgery on his inner ear, having suffered a long term issue with his balance.
His daughter comes to visit and his face lights up when he sees her escorted in by the doctor. The doctor takes his daughter aside briefly and says 'It's early days bu...
While recovering from surgery in the I.C.U...
...I couldn't help feeling like someone was watching me.
A man is recovering from surgery.
A man is recovering from a minor surgery when a nurse comes in to check on him.
“How are you feeling?” she asks.
“I’m okay,” he says, “but I didn’t like the four-letter word the doctor used during surgery.”
“What did he say?” the nurse asks.
“Oops.”
I'm recovering from surgery, and my doctor said I couldn't lift more than ten pounds.
I haven't been able to use the bathroom by myself in a week.
I’m recovering from surgery, and still in some pain, so my mom asked me,”Do you want some painkillers?”
I replied, ”They couldn’t hurt.”
A man is recovering from surgery after a car crash, and he notices that both his hands are covered in casts. When a nurse comes to check on him, he asks "Will I be able to play piano after this?" "Yes, the casts should come off in a few weeks, then you should be able to play."
"That's funny, I couldn't play piano before the accident."
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A man goes to see a doctor.
He says, "I have a terrible lithp. Ever thince I wath a kid, my friendth have teathed me."
"Well, let's see if we can find what's wrong"
The doctor examines the patient, and says "Aha! Here is the problem. You have an enormous penis. It is so enormous that it is stretching your vocal c...
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