It was a beautiful morning, however wife had a serious question to ask her husband.
"Babe", she reckoned. "If I die tomorrow, how will you be affected by my death?"
Husband did not question the intent behind asking such a question, indeed he was smart.
"Babe, if I lose you, I'll...
A friend of mine recently admitted to being addicted to drinking brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it, he reckoned he could stop any time.
A woman was sick of her husband always farting in bed...
she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one C...
My car can speed faster than bullets, drive under water and knock down evil like bowling pins.
It's a Porsche to be reckoned with
Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...
I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.
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