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Reciprocates Jokes

a chicken is sitting at the bar

A man sits next to him

The chicken asks him whats your name..

The man looks at him and says..
Bond, james bond..

The man reciprocates the question.

The chicken says
Ken, chicken

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A guy brings a tub of Vaseline to meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time...

A guy and his girlfriend have plans to go to her parents' house for dinner so he can meet them for the first time.

 

The same week, he buys his first motorcycle. He asks the seller for any tips to maintain the motorcycle and is told "When it rains, put a thin layer of Vaseline...

My wife left me because of my love for power tools.

At least my saw reciprocates.

I love my saw.

It reciprocates.

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Guy gets called in for an interview...

... as he enters the manager's office, he doesn't say a word, nor does he sit down, and stares straight into the eyes of the manager. Then, without warning, and with one huge sweep of his arm, he knocks all the shit off the managers desk, papers, monitor, pen holder, etc. The manager, completely d...

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Spicing Things Up

An elderly couple is sitting on their porch, staring off into the distance. Ponderance is in the air. The old man breaks the silence with a deep breath through his nostrils.

He turns to his wife and leans in a few inches.

"Honey," he says, "... Fuck you."

The old woman is taken ...

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