My activist friend was extremely sad after the recent news that recycling rates were at an all time low
Until I showed her r/jokes
You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
Jill Stein talks to her intern about recent news
Jill: This whole Epstein thing is very suspicious. We should call for an investigation?
Intern: What’s Epstein?
Jill: Not much, you?
In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack
Has been bailed
Irish joke
In recent news president Higgins has fallen into a coma after a ship carrying twinnings exploded in the Dublin harbor. Experts are unsure of the cause but some suggest it’s the Taoiseach.
Netflix is cracking down on password sharing as it turns out one-third of users share logins
Recent news from the company shows they are not worried about the other two-thirds who are Redditors with no friends
Legal Humor
A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several very solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of t...
Did you guys hear about the boy who got decapitated in a water slide incident?
On the plus side, everyone got to jump a head in line.
(Sorry for how terrible this joke is. I came up with it when the news story first hit like a year ago, but didn't think to post until recent news regarding the accident made me remember it.)
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