Really Stupid Jokes

Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.

What is a martial artist's favorite thing to drink

WATAH

A dumb bass

She said, "how did you find your steak sir?"

I said, "well, I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was."

They can only count to like 4 and then they start trying to distract you with some music.

The longer you go to high school, the dumber you are. Thats why I never went.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

I asked her to calm down.

.... when I thought "not only does my son have a really stupid name, he´s also a terrible driver"

Me: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.

Did you hear about the really stupid gangster who gave testimony against a mob boss?
They had to put him in the witless protection program...

At some point during the trip they get stuck when trying to drive under a low bridge. I have an idea says first, let the air out of the tires, so we might get loose! You are really stupid, says the second, it is at the top that we are stuck!

Wise Old Pence, feeling sorry for his old boss, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you." Pence took Trump outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to Number One Observatory Circle in northwestern Washington to see if ... read more

The fairy told the old woman she could have three wishes.

The old woman thinks for a while and then asks for the following:

1) she wants 10 million dollars

2) she wants to be 18 years old again

3) she wants her faithful tomcat, Tiger, to be turned into a healthy 19 year o... read more

Each of the managers had a train ticket. The group of engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The managers started laughing, figuring the engineers were going to get caught and thrown off the train.

When one of the engineers, the lookout, said, “Here comes the conductor,” all of the en... read more

"It's why when you do something really stupid they say 'You must have Shiffer brains'"

Johnny Carlson

One time when I was young I did something really stupid. So my mother started disciplining me. Only this time in particular, some music had started playing. I wanted to go turn it off, but she beat me to it.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a ... read more

He lived with his mother in a small town. Nobody liked him because he was really stupid, least of all his school teacher who was always annoyed with him.

One day Billy's mother came to the school to learn how her son was doing. The teacher plainly told the mother that her son was a complete... read more