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Really Complicated Jokes

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I'm in quarantine with my girlfriend and my mom

It's really complicated to have sex, I'm afraid that my girlfriend hears us

One Wish

A man encounters a genie one day while walking through the woods and the genie says: "I will grant you a single wish."

The man thinks for a little bit and says: "I really like my job but my commute is terrible. I have to take a ferry every single morning because I live on an island off the c...

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