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Two old men...

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel?

I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?''

''Honestly, I feel like a newborn baby.

I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.''

A hippoptamus has brought his dissertation to defend before the doctoral committee.

The first professor picks up the dissertation and leafs through it. "Hm, interesting," she says. "Follow me, if you please." She leads the hippo and the rest of the committee out to her car which they pile into and drive to her house. She takes them to her reading room. She sets the papers down on a...

Clocks, Trump, and Heaven

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course...

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A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.

On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.

Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.

After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.

After 30 minutes on...

A boy's father is ill..

A boy's father is very ill. The boy goes to a Christian Scientist Reading Room and asks the minister to pray for his father.

The minister told the boy, "Your father only thinks he is sick because of his lack of faith. Tell him to pray for faith."

A week later the minister sees the boy ...

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