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A Jewish boy loved reading books

After he read each book in his house he started going to the local library. He went there every day until he has read every book.
One day he visited a nearby book store and asked the owner if they had any books he hadn't read before.
The old owner picked up a book named "Death" from underneath...

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A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.

They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.

The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.

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