UPJOKE

What do you call a robot that can read your mind?

A psyborg.

A man came up to me and said, "I bet I can read your mind."

I said, "I bet you can't."

He said, "I knew you'd say that."

A mildly perceptive man is confused for being psychic

One day a man was bored and decided to see if he could trick people into thinking he was psychic.

He setup a booth on a busy street with a sign. "$1 to read your mind."



His first customer, a slightly chubby man, looked skeptical.

"Ok, tell me something about me."

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