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Read Minds Jokes

I found out recently that I can read minds.

So far, only mine, but I am still new to this thing.

Would you like the ability to read minds?

Mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind

I think I can read minds

because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker

Read the following word aloud: MINDS

Did you do it? Congratulations... you can read minds...

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A man went to the store to buy some raisins...

When he got there, he asked a cashier, "What aisle are the..."

"...raisins in?" she asked.

"How... how did you know?"

"I am a psychic. I can read minds."

"Really? Well then, what am I..."

"Thinking now? You're thinking about what I might look like naked."

"Y...

Mind readers in Harry Potter

If a legilamins has a child that can't read minds, is that child illigilamins?

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The Mind Reader

The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, he got out of the water and noticed two old ladi...

An old joke from Isaac Asimov(fairly long).

As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.

Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy....

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