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You: Bastard



Me: You just did

You: I'm not going to do that

Me: This joke only makes sense if you read it backwards

Dab ton.

It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.

Marriage

**Before Marriage**

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.

Girl: You want me to leave?

Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course. Lots!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: No! Why are you asking me?

Gi...

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Some guy spat in my 'tips' jar...

So I says "Hey asshole, you coulda just not tipped, that was a bit much!"
Then he said "Oh, sorry, I read it backwards."

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