Why doesn't Trump read books?

He only reads MAGAzines

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I don't have to get a job to live, I don't live in my parents house, I have sex often, I read books and workout daily!

Can't wait to get out of jail

Have you read books?

They are just a remix of the dictionary.













This joke may be one here. I thought of it but someone else may have.

More people would read books if publishers just added the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of every title.

War of the Worlds in My Pants

The Two Towers in My Pants

Great Expectations in My Pants

To Kill a Mockingbird in My Pants

Rising Strong in My Pants

Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books.

Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A joung Jew loved to read books

He loved to read so much that he read all of the books in the library in his town. So one day he went to a bookstore and asked if they had a book that he haven't read yet. An old Jew that worked there said yes and handed the boy a strange, covered in dust book titled "DEATH". He said to the boy: ...

If you smoke weed, you get High. If you read books, you get Educated.

If you do both, you get Highly Educated.

I don't know why people say Donald Trump doesn't read books...

He always gets to chapter 11.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I only read books when I'm having a shit...

Which is probably the reason why my daughter doesn't ask me for a bedtime story.

Adam and Brandon are neighbors

Adam and Brandon are neighbors.

One day they were talking and Adam noticed that Brandon has a huge collection of books. Adam asked Brandon if he may borrow a few books.

Brandon replied, "I don't lend books. If you want to read books, you may come to my house and read it here."

<...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.