The easiest time to add insult to injury is

when you’re signing someone’s cast.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those fancy restaurants where they prepare the meal in front of you. So I took her to Subway....

We're signing the divorce papers right now.

Found on a gardening store sign: We're so glad spring is here,

we wet our plants.

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