They walk up to the bartender and loudly announce that they’re ordering a round of drinks for everyone there.
“What’s the occasion?” asks the bartender.
“We just finished this huge puzzle. We’re geniuses!” the men reply.
“What makes you say that?” the bartender replies. <...
These Seniors Couldn't Get The $2.99 Special Without Eggs, So They Did Something Genius
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said, "but I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
The Cheerios joke.
So there's this Cheerio walking down the street one day, and across the street he sees this pink frosted Cheerio, like the most gorgeous Cheerio he'd ever laid his eyes on. So he musters up the courage to cross the street, introduce himself, and ask her on a date. "Wow, that's so sweet," said the pi...