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Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13?

It only had minor nudity.

Orphan joke

Why aren’t orphans allowed to watch most movies? Because their rated PG )parental guidance.)

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...

Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan....

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