Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G - the prince gets the girl. * Rated PG - the hero gets the girl. * Rated R - the villain gets the girl. * Rated X - everyone gets the girl!
Orphan joke
Why aren’t orphans allowed to watch most movies? Because their rated PG )parental guidance.)
If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...
Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan....
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