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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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My German girlfried likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale 1-10. [NSFW]

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done

How do I rate my new car?

I accele-rate it

If I had to rate my girlfriend

I’d give her a √ -100

Please rate my absolutely horrendous joke

So, two detectives of the NYPD are investigating a murder, and have three suspects:
Bob,
Archibald,
Mark.

Bob being the prime suspect, and Mark being the least suspected of the three.

They take Bob into the interrogation room hoping for a quick and easy confession. However, ...

I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys...

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[NSFW] I used to date a German girl....

I used to date a German girl who liked to rate my sexual performance out of 10. Well one night I flipped her over and started to fuck her ass! She must have loved it because all the way through she was screaming nine nine nine!

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