Certain public employees who have to submit daily to the rapid fire ...
... of well-meant but needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This is how an elevator boy dealt with one of them:
"Don't you ever feel sick going up and down this elevator all day?" a fussy lady asked him.
"Yes, ma'am", courteously replied t...
Guy sits at a bar and asks the bartender to line up twelve shots.
The bartender sets up the shots. He starts throwing them back in rapid fire. The bartender tells him to slow down or he’s going to kill himself. The guy says “if you had what I’ve got you’d be drinking like this too”. The bartender steps back and says “what have you got?” He tells him, “two dollars”
Pedro gets a New Secretary.
Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"
Pedro: “Didn’t quite notice."
Dora: "What color are her eyes?" ...
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