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Raining Hard Jokes

It was raining hard...

...and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.

An old man stood by the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the puddle.

A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.

"Fishing," replied the old man.

'Poor old fool,' thought...

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A woman and her 10 year old son are driving in a taxi at night in Detroit…

It’s raining hard and and all the prostitutes are huddled under an awning. The young boy asks his mom, “what are those ladies doing?” The mom responds, “they’re all waiting for their husbands to get off work.”

The taxi driver is annoyed and responds, “Lady, just tell your son the truth! Th...

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We were asleep when there was a knock at the door at 3am!

I thought who the fuck would be there at this time. It was raining hard outside.

Anyway, answered the door and this guy was standing there, soaked and asked "Any chance for a push?"

I said no and slammed the door and went back to bed. The wife asked who was it. After explaining to her,...

An American bloke goes on holiday to England.

On his return, he's telling his pal all about it.

"I was coming out of a shop one day and it was raining hard outside, so I took shelter in a doorway.

Another feller was sheltering too, and he turned to me and he said, "Nice weather". Well, of course it wasn't nice weather at all. In...

Regular Russia, not the Soviet one

Ivan and Igor are standing at a bus stop in Russia. It is freezing cold and raining hard. A limo drives by and splashes icy water all over them. Ivan says to Igor, “This is a terrible place to live, I want to go to America.” Igor responses, “Why do think America would be any better.” Ivan stares at ...

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