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Raggedy Ann Jokes

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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection!

What did Raggedy Ann say

to Pinnochio?

Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.

What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit?

A dirty cotton rock sucker.

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box?

Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."

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