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Do not be racist

Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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There are only two types of people worse than racists

The blacks and the jews

I never knew laundry could be so racist...

They're always telling you to separate the whites from the coloured???

Why did the racist stay up all night?

Because he was afraid of the dark.

Look, if we're gonna get full-on racist about where the corona virus came from

we might as well call it the Kung Flu.

The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist.

They have signs next to them that say “No Colored Pencils”.

Coronavirus has finally made me less racist

Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

There were too many black holes.

My wife accused me of being a racist

Because I freaked out when I found out her boyfriend is Black.

I don’t mean to sound racist...

But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.

Dont be racist

Be like me. I like all races even the bad ones

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Apparently my family is racist

I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.

What do you call a group of racist white chickens


My Dad is a hardcore racist

He has won 7 tournaments and does the best drifting

What do you call a blind racist?

A not see

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I found this amazing app that let's you find out which of your friends are racists, which ones are sexists and even which ones are just crazy.

It's called 'Facebook'.

Whats a racists favourite type of tree?


What is racist Karen's favorite movie?

Minority Report

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

The one thing that bothers me about Halloween is the Racist Lich that comes around

He's always screaming about Wight Power

This might be a little racist to say...

..but everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.

Why are people that don’t eat yolks racist?

...They always want to separate the whites.

What do you call a racist 19th century artist ?


I wanted to be a racist but..

I’m just not fast enough to take part in a race

What’s Racist Matthew McConaughey’s catchphrase?

all white all white all white...

My immune system is racist

Every time it finds a foreign body it tries to eliminate it.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank god I live in Canada

Reddit might be a toxic cesspool full of degenerates and racists...

But at least there is free cake.

What do you call a racist cow and chicken?

The moo clucks klan

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I don't have a racist bone in my body, however...

...I do have a single sexist bone.

I'm not racist, but...

If I could put an end to any race on the entire planet, I'd get rid of the marathon.

So, I asked my German grandfather hoe racist he was, scale of 1 to 10

He said "NEIN!"

A racist, a murderer, and a wife beater walk into a bar

The bartender says, "what can I get you officer?"

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A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

The bartender says “Hey, didn’t you write those Harry Potter books?”

I'm not saying I'm racist, I'm just saying one race is better than another

The 100m dash is a lot better than the 400m. The 110m hurdles are also good

I think my family is racist

I've been nervous for weeks, but I finally decided to introduce them to my Spanish girlfriend

My kids refused to talk to her and my wife started crying and told me to pack my things

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me a racist...

I could quit my job at the NYPD

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A sexual predator, a racist, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?"

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What's the best part about racist, sexist jokes?

Watching one lose the election.

Hipsters are like racists

No one admits to being one

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What’s black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

What do you call a really scary, racist clown?

A big It

What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?

“Wait, you’re getting paid?”

What do racist statues and racists have in common in 2020?

Trouble staying erect

If you enjoy nascar than your probably a racist, however, if you hate nascar than you are literally a racist.

Because you hate races

I’m so tired of all these racists jokes on Reddit

If you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal

What does a racist family always have at dinner time?

Red herring

My teacher assigned us to do an essay, and I said, “I hate essays!”

The Mexican kid in my class says, “Aye Holmes that’s racist!”

There are two types of people that I hate the most.

One, there are racists;

the other, there are creepy, disgusting blue-skinned elves who are the enemy to the humankind.

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don’t believe in change.

What’s the most racist dessert?

Cake cake cake!

Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies?

They don't blend.

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A black Christian man and a white Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's racist!"

Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's religionist!"

Okay, so two men walk into a bar...

"That's sexist!"

Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar...

"That's homophobic!"

Okay, so two people walk into a...

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A white guy, an African American, an Arab and a Mexican walk into a bar......

...and they all sit there and drink and have a nice time like good friends. What did you expect you fuckin racist?

Flying the Confederate flag doesn’t make you a racist.

It’s usually the other way around.

In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant

However, he doesn't feel confortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.

Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"

Trump: "You're fired!"

Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"

Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"

Juan: "Oh, no pro...

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You may call me a racist.

But I won't tell black people jokes.

I'm not racist, i love all races equally

Black, asian, normal, it doesn't matter

Being racist is like saying you don't like red skittles

They may be a different colour but they still taste about the same

I love racists

Jeff Gordon is my favorite though.

Did you hear about the racist chemist?

He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium

I’ve suffered from so much racist abuse today, with people yelling at me to “go home” and “go back where you came from.”

It really spoiled my giant get-together with all my friends in the park.

I’m gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying..

I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.

What do racists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

A good number of my friends are racist.

Precisely zero - and that is a good number.

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A corrupt guy, a sex offender, a racist, a compulsive liar, an idiot and a terrible business man all walk into a golf course...

Welcome back Mr. President said the door man.

A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar

The bartender greeted “Good evening, Mr. President!”

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