Rabbit Stew Jokes

The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.

I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."

A man walks in to a restaurant and orders the rabbit stew. He takes one sip, then abruptly spits it out. He yells out, "waiter, there is a hare in my stew!"

We found himalayan on the road.

When you find a hare in it.

But I found a hare in my food

Warren Buffet!

The waitress asks what the man wants for lunch.

He replies: “I’ll have the rabbit stew”

Waitress: “It’ll be right out”

21 minutes later…

Waitress: “Here’s your food”

Man: “sorry but I think there is a hare in my soup”

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Dad: I'll have the rabbit stew.

Waiter: Ok. Only if you promise not to say ''Waiter, there's a hare in my stew'' after I bring it to you

Dad:

Waiter:

Dad: I'll have the chicken