R Rated Jokes - 4 Hilarious R Rated Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too.

The theme song should still be "You got a friend in me".

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So a dad is fed up with his son lying to him…

Dad: (brings home lie detector) so son, what did you do today?

Son: I went to school

(Beep)

Son: fine, I went to my friends house.

Dad: what did you do at your friends house?

Son: we watched a movie

Dad: what kind of movie?

Son: A Disney film

(...

I have a question.

If reddit were a movie, would it be R rated?

I'll leave now.

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