What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits till ur 12 before it comes on your face,
NSFW When I was in the Navy...
When I was in the Navy, there was one time when we pulled into port and were given 24 hours of leave to do whatever we wanted.
I went straight downtown and got a hooker and a room.
I told her I'd pay extra if she talked dirty to me and begged me to be dominant.
So she told me,...
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