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Quick Question Jokes

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How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying?

Quick question.

What's Epistemophobia?

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Why do models get to be naked but when I do “I can’t do that here” and “ I’m not allowed at Disney world anymore”

Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade?

Gonna need a fast answer for this one...

A quarterback was being interviewed only moments before the start of the game. The reporter had 3 quick questions: "Your favorite pizza? Your favorite Star Wars character? Your favorite non-football activity?"

His answers were just as brief:

"Hut, Hutt, Hike!"

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Plastic surgery

Woman: *comes out from the hospital after plastic surgery looking young*
*later enters the store*
Woman: Hello, quick question.
Cashier: Ok.
Woman: Can you guess how many years I have?
Cashier: uhhh... 29?
Woman: No, I'm 50. See how beautiful I am.
Cashier: Wow!
*later enters...

Blonde dyes her hair brown, because she's tired of all the blonde jokes

this blonde girl dies her hair brown because she's tired of all the jokes she decides to take a ride one day in her convertible. She's got the top down and she's cruising up an Old country road.And comes across this sheep herder. So she stops and pokes her head over the convertible and says excuse m...

My wife gave me a choice...

... watching Titanic with her or washing dishes, cleaning carpets, and cleaning bathroom.

Quick question: which bleach would you recommend?

3 Brand New Cops Are Having Lunch... (Long)

One cop is Italian, one is Israeli, and the third is Polish. The police chief walks up to the new policemen, and goes “Boys, it’s your first day, and I have a quick question for you: who killed Jesus Christ?”

The Italian cop smiles, and goes “Well that’s an easy one, it was the Jewish people!...

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A young couple on their way to their wedding

A young couple on their way to their wedding get into a car crash and die. They both arrive before the pearly gates where they are met by St. Peter. They ask him.

"Is it possible to get married in Heaven?"

"Wait here while I find out" says St. Peter and leaves. The young couple is star...
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