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King, Queen and King's best friend.

Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen) in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound ...

One knight a king, a queen, and a dog sailed on a boat. The queen and king fell off and drowned. The dog tried to rescue them but was eaten by a shark. Who survived?

The knight.

(It's a better oral joke since knight and night are interchangeable)

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