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A son walks in on his dad putting a condom on in the bathroom.

The son says "what are you doing?"
The dad says "uhh... trying to catch a mouse!"
The son says "Oh. After you catch it, are you gonna fuck it?"

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Family Planning

In 1983, China launched an extensive 12 month program that was carefully designed to teach the fundamentals of birth control to the rural populace. Doctors and nurses were televised demonstrating the use of condoms and birth control pills.
The people were encouraged to faithfully practice thes...

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Dad's condom

A father was putting his condom on, when suddently his son opens the door. The father immeadiatly pretends to search for something under the bed. The child asks:"Did you lose something dad?". The father replies:"No, I just saw a mouse under the bed". Then the son says:" Why are you putting a condom ...

I Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked

So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head.

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