An armed masked man bursts into a bank yelling "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
The patrons and staff, terrified, comply.
He's loading up his sack with cash when his mask slips off. He quickly pulls it back up and sees two guys who may have seen his face. He points his gun at the first.
"Did you see my face?"
"Yes"
BANG, he sh...
A husband and wife are having a quiet walk in the park when out of nowhere, a mugger appears and holds them at gunpoint.
(DISCLAIMER: I heard my father telling this joke to his friends when I was little. Sorry if this has been posted here before)
A husband and wife are having a quiet walk in the park when out of nowhere, a mugger appears and holds them at gunpoint.
The mugger said,
"I am ...
I had a terrible night out at the club
I'm not much of a clubber, but I was starting to get the hang of it. They played "Jump Around" and I jumped around, they played "Put Your Hands Up" and I did, everything seemed to be going well. Then they played "Come On Eileen" and I got thrown out...
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