Was on the phone to my blonde wife, "I'm near home now, put the kettle on."
After a long pause I said, "Are you still there love?"
"Ummm yeah!!! I don't think the kettle wants to talk right now." she said.
I asked my wife to put the kettle on
She said "No, It doesn't fit me"
They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag
So I poke the Mrs and say "Put the kettle on fatty".
Froggy Wishes
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes, The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but i faile...
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