What do Donald Trump and a slinky have in common?

Both are fun to push down a flight of stairs.

A patient is being seen by her doctor for an emergency visit...

"Doctor," croaks the patient, barely able to speak, "I'm in terrible pain! I made one of those frozen pizzas, and then ate it before it cooled down. I burned my throat terribly!"

The doctor, skeptical, checks the patient's mouth. He's shocked to see *extensive* burns throughout her mouth, and...

Some people are like Slinkys...

Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs.

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