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A purple man has a purple wife.

They have two purple kids and live in a big purple house. One day they decide to take a vacation, so they all pile into their purple car, drive it to their purple boat, and set out to sea. Sadly the boat crashes and they are stranded on a small island. The purple man looks to the heavens in desperat...

The purple man lives in the purple house. The blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the White House?

The orange man.

Purple... long but worth it IMO

A purple man woke up in his purple room, in his purple bed inside his purple house. He got out of his purple bed, went to his purple bathroom, used his purple toilet, washed his purple hands and brushed his purple teeth.

He got dressed in his favourite purple shirt, purple undies and purple t...

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