You choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.
*How do you kill a green elephant?*
You tickle it til it turns red then choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.
*How ...
How do you kill a purple elephant?
**With a purple elephant gun.**
How do you kill a blue elephant?
**You tie a knot in it's trunk until it turns purple then shoot it with a purple elephant gun.**
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
**Open the door and put it inside**
How do you put a lion i...
¿What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?
get off the merry-go-round! :)
White Elephant
An old farmer is tending his crop one day when he spies a white elephant trampling the edge of his field. He knows that there are four different types of elephants in his area: red elephants, blue elephants, purple elephants, and white elephants.
To kill a blue elephant you use a blue elep...
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My collection of elephant jokes
**Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?**
A: Because they're *really* good at it
**Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six?**
A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees.
**Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle?**
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