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What's the difference between a pun and a fart?

A pun is a shift of wit.
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What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.
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My intern keeps on telling customers puns. Recently he made a really bad pun and a customer turned around and asked, "Who said this shit?"

Pun Intern Did

How are a horrible pun and paper the same?

They are both terrible
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Today, I tested 10 people to come up with a pun and see if they could make me laugh

No pun in ten did
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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
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People often ask why Iโ€™m so good at Dad jokes and itโ€™s simple.

I take an ordinarily terrible pun and take it even father.
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The master of puns

All my life, I had loved puns. There was next to no situation that couldn't do with a good puns. My friends had a love/hate relationship with me sometimes, because I cranked them out, one after another.

Eventually, sick of them, but also slightly amused, one close friend suggest I enter compe...
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