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I love Puma pants

I sometime Puma underwear too

I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run

If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .

I'm going to quit my job and market a line of active-adult diapers and underwear liners with a feline theme.

Gonna call them Puma Pants.

I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar

Almost made me puma pants

Puma's new Jeans line has failed...

They were called Puma Pants.

What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?

Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!

I go on expedition next week. My kids want to know what I’m going to do about the ferocious jungle cats.

Puma pants, probably.

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